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Date Benny
Interested in dating Benny? Apply here!
Benny Scheckner Dating Application
Please complete the form below IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN DATING BENNY
Birth Name
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First Name
Last Name
I am...
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Anti-Semitic
Not Anti-Semitic
I would describe my sexual habits as...
Normal
Anti-Semitic
I think Benny is...
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Cute
Funny
Intelligent
A Jew
I would describe myself as the kind of person who...
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Agrees with Benny's political agenda.
Strongly Disagree
Disagree
Neutral
Agree
Strongly Agree
Knows or is a lawyer who can help Benny maneuver around Kermit the Frog's restraining orders.
Strongly Disagree
Disagree
Neutral
Agree
Strongly Agree
What are your greatest secrets?
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Email
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