Shark Tank Ideas #1

The following is a list of business ideas I have been generating for eventual sale on Shark Tank. They are all trademarked and copyrighted multiple times, if you steal them, I will come for you with the wrath of a thousand suns.

• Finger gym. Pay some attention to the muscles you don’t always think to work out!

• Edible shampoo— for people AND dogs.

• Build your own car— a mail order service that sends you different car parts every month. After six years, you’ll have built a whole car.

• Motorized straw for thick milkshakes. No more sucking!

• Square matches.

• Nose glasses— so much is made over how much a person can or can’t see. Time to address more of the senses.

• Unicycle wheelchair— give everyone the chance to join the circus.

• Peanut butter salt— tiny, crystallized pieces of peanut butter for sprinkling on cake, yogurt, or anything else.

• Plus sized gutters— when it rains, your house becomes a water park.

• A bottle that looks like a hand soap bottle but it’s dirt. Put some on your hands before you soap, then wash your hands. That way you know for sure you’re never wasting soap on clean hands.