Shark Tank Ideas #2
The following is a list of business ideas I have been generating for eventual sale on Shark Tank. They are all trademarked, copyrighted, and patented multiple times, if you steal them, I will come for you with the wrath of a thousand suns.
Have you ever had bad breath AND dry skin at the same time? Try Spit Shine! Just chew for a few minutes and when it becomes suitably moist, spit it out and rub it on dry areas!
Reverse strip club— expose people to new fashions! Dancers start naked, put clothes on.
Silly wigs for sharks— make sharks look less scary, BREAK THE SHARK STIGMA!
There’s nothing pet owners won’t do for their pets these days. But in the age where dog sweaters, strollers, and other humiliating displays are commonplace, why not do something for your pup to make them look actually COOL TO GEN Z? That’s why I’ve invented dog cigarettes! Featuring a special blend of chemicals that your dog will become addicted to almost immediately, dog cigarettes are going to give you so much cred with gen z.
X-ray machine for jelly doughnuts so you can see exactly how much jelly is inside— no more getting screwed over having a doughnut with only one or two bites of jelly.
Car with a built-in chimney, so Santa can reach you even during Christmas road trips.
Slippery floor security system— there’s no need for expensive security technology when you can just make your floors really, really slippery with my patented formula. The crooks will never reach the safe!
Sticky shoes, for when you need life to slow down.
Haircut teeth— a sharp mouthpiece barbers can wear so they can cut your hair with no extra instruments. Scissors are so expensive these days, why not use haircut teeth instead?
Handstand pogo sticks.